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Valentines day is trying to get me to kill myself...
After things didn't go well with the ex on new years when I texted her to the point of her almost throwing in the towel of our friendship I have been able to keep things cool... meaning I have been able to give her the space a friend gives another friend... unfortunately it seems like every site I ever gave my email to is against me...
Hampton wants me to rent a room for a vday get together...jibjab wants me to make fun of the girlfriend I don't have...sunwing which lies about beachfront property and does not bother to respond to my emails.. wants me to take a vacation with... Flouraqueen wants me to send flowers to...Amazon, ebay... you name it..... they are all against the igebadia...It is too bad they don't have an option where it only sends that spam me if I have my relationship status in facebook as girlfriend.. but then again all these companies who are trying to make me depressed would spam my feed for all to see.. cause that is what you do as a developer.. spam.. spam.. spam right up the ass... Too bad they don't spam me a girlfriend who I can actually have a valentines day with... not that I actually want a girlfriend... it is just it is hard not to wish you had one for the one day we need to remember to be nice to the one we love... so I get to be depressed... and I am convinced it is the pharmaceutical companies trying to convince me to never go off my antidepressants again... like they have to worry after the whole anitbacterial soap thing ruined my testosterone... They are all out to get me.. the cats told me this would happen....the cats made me do it...
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We need to talk http://www.yr.com/ about your website
So I got this email from a guy who used a @live.com address saying you hired me or I had to apply for a job that I was qualified doing customer service on my PC, some internet tasks but I had to run the business from my home address and they would like to my bank or a paypal account. Apparently you pay quite well.. $4000 to do a little web work.. too good to be true is usually a scam.. I hope it is a scam and your not poor attempt at trying to franchise your business model to other countries cause that is not innovative good..
But I digress cause I had to use your website more than once.. dear gosh you need a favicon. The tabbed view in browser is far more efficient to use. The favicon becomes the brand. More and more sites use these. The left click and drag thing is annoying and makes actually using the site difficult. efficiency and work flow. Predict the pattern your clients will take through your side. Give them places to find you on the social web. If that job offer was real then cool.. not going to happen. So many people say they value the outside the box as long as you have a degree and code.. which always baffles me a little.. honestly is the mind that can sit in front of a computer have the experiences to know how to be social.. what it means.. see marketing is dead and it is all about branding. Companies facebook vanity is the most important realistate on the web. Marketing in social is actually a profitable thing if you go satire.. I call it virtual actor where we can create a story.. tell the story of a company.. much like the office drama.. please dear gosh kill your website.. please.. it would mean so much to me if you would blow it up.. flash only can look pretty once and then it is annoying.. I love my favicons.. google, facebook have favicons so do you.. They call me igebadia and you have had the pleasure of getting yelled at on my blog.. not cause I don't love but cause I do.. I didn't go to any fancy schools.. dropped out ever year in college because of bouts of depression.. I need sunlight.. I am like superman.. no word of a lie.. I have the doctors notes.. plus I have given up dating because woman fuck me up.. I have my free streaming porn.. This is what you need... they are in order of importance..I need to add in the ustream.. a fuck it.. fan me: http://facebook.com/cybersweetnesssub me: http://youtube.com/gebacards
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All I have is a question..
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I love to talk shit in the comments..
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random madness
his question?
What would you suggest to improve a sites performance? What should be taken into consideration before starting posting content?
My answer
It can't be your only form of marketing. Social sites and websites that direct traffic like digg and twitter can be huge sources of traffic. I never understand you guys. you are all in love with paying PPC where the cast per click is higher because you have to assume a percentage will be oops I clicked my mouse.
You can buy a 1000 facebook accounts from some guy in india. It is ridiculous how much we pay for the sins of others. I find for the small guy will get swallowed in this. To compete online you generally need 3 things. Someone who can photoshop, someone to video edit. This could be the same thing.
Your company based on the popularity of reality TV, the office, youtube, how do they do that. We are so desperate as people to connect with others and not hate. 9/11 killed our ability to trust others in person. World really is not a good place anymore.. oh no the madness,, the monkeys in the brain.. sorry dear boys
multiple personality disorder they call it, WHAT is wrong with all you dumbass companies... you are over thinking social. you all need to change at how you see a company. you want to market in a social world it means your people are the stars. what did the recession and 8 years of bush do to the minds of america, plus privacy violations, scams, million dollar bonuses for rich bankers who lost millions...and billions .. then were given billions which you paid for with your taxes.. to give themselves more bonuses. Not to mention the reasons for the war in Iraq are the greatest farce especially when we all continue to ignore all the human rights violation in africa. Not just america, china also..the world...we all ignore the holocaust when we allow it to happen over and over again.
see the thing about this world is when you drop the masks the most profitable moral value set to have for a corporation is to appear to have the moral set which gets you more profit. 2009 which be the year google became a corporation... appear being the keyword.. people see through it. Try brute honest truth. Satire.
dam go to your kids school.. say to the drama department.. we need them to direct the people in my company in a weekly the office type show. gives you two feeds.. a behind the scenes where your video people will video tape the students directing..
go what.. we already know our parents are not smarter than their kids..
the social world online is the same as off.. except the kid that got bullied and is unhappy will troll you.. you need to write the story of your company from the guy who goes and gets drunk in china, ends up having the crazist..
Video is the most powerful tool for business. It is the most effective way to create an emotional connections... and on youtube loyality is everything. you can direct traffic to where you want.. all you have to do is be interesting. got an idea.. muhahaha.... I am going to rule the world.. no wait that is the wrong one.. I am going to save your mind.. I got meself a genuine arc angel of rock.. acdc voice.. blow your mind..
see online you can tell stories.. why not be a narrative. be proud we are geeks.. it is the age of the geek.. youtube,twitter and facebook are the new face of entertainment. your people make your company great.
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