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We need to talk if you want my vote...

Posted by igebadia on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 in , , ,
First off let me start off by clarifying I am not a fan of any pollitician.  The system is flawed and any idiot can see we need to fix it but the problem is the only way to fix things is to give yourself less power.  There is no reason to have a senate.  It would be more useful as a college course where you go through and edit bills cause lets be honest the senate is not suppose to use its power which means they are obsolete.. and generally well off people who do not need the money.  The savings alone could buy 100 000 malaria nets which could save many lives. Same with the lieutenant governors.  The province level ones.  You can justify the head of state one because she does some of the hand shaking that the PM has to do but the provincial ones are money you could give jobs to people with. 

I am not what you would call a religious man based on being associated with people that have bastardize religion for war, as if Jesus would tell the muslims to kill the christians and vica versa.. it is illogical.  I do not believe in creationsim because my DNA tells me otherwise and I am different in that I see god in the improbability of life.  It is more amazing when you are part of the math.  I am tired of these wars that make no sense on any level.  Logically when you get past all the penis measuring war only creates the conditions that lead to terrorist.  I remember reading about the story of a man who had lost his entire family when Isreal attacked Hezbola or how ever they are spelled.  I was like welcome to their newest recruit. 

If you have read the prince you would know how difficult it is to conquer a nation and I would say impossible if that nation is strongly religious.

This has and will always be about big arms and oil.  The money always tells the tale and whoever pays the most gets what they want.  Most of the time is not anything overt.  We do it too when it comes to religion all the time.  The US does it with healthcare.  All you do is link healthcare to socialism which means gay marriage and abortion... and suddenly you have people running around saying we don't want to give healthcare to the poor.  The thing is these are the same people who believe in god.  I don't understand that and it is something if your a man of faith I think you should look at long and hard.

You had to know some men are gay cause the rumor young people hear is the male gspot is in the ass and lets face the fact that if we are part of the math.. meaning evolution is true and the evidence is overwhelming then it is the slut of the species that has passed on the genes.  You might think me crass for talking about this... but it leads me to something I think is very important and that is safe sex.  I am a tuber.. I am telling a narrative using the social feeds online...

Which by the way we should talk about.  You need a social cobweb my friend.  It can even make you money which would power your campaign.  It is basically free to run.. I could write out how to do it.  Basically you start vlogging on youtube.  Do video responses to the hard questions. the critics.  Don't slam anyone...the biggest problem people have with politics is you treat us like we are stupid when all we want is for you to drop the babbling back and forth and just explain shit to us.  The strongest place of influence is a facebook feed.  You can make money on youtube, on posterous, on an adsense enabled posterous.  With just an email you blog whatever you like. 

The web is truly amazing in that you can really connect with people and they campaign for you.. This is what I do.. I am virtually acting.  You might say is that a job and I say no that is what happens when you can't get a job and need to invent one.  What most people don't get is you can make money marketing and target people based on same social and goegraphic areas in the social world which will power your online marketing.  People don't trust logos... they don't trust conservative, liberal, NDP.. we trust people and man you should be using the fact that you are brand to teach people how your policies will help. 

If we are blunt all 3 of you are trying to accomplish the same thing.  The flaw in Bush based economics is that big business is moral... when a corporation will assume the most profitable moral standard.. ie.. apple no porn in the iphone.

This idea that we have to pollute to make money is tired and old.  Will you pledge to rid canada of every powerplant if the bloom box is for real.  Me thinks that could solve the green house problems and we can stop mortgaging our childrens future...

They call me igebadia and I am the sherif... and I am from gebula.. a parallel reailty.. I suffer from multiple personality disorder and if you all don't start doing a better job I am going to run and send our troops to dufar.. to any place their is genocide...

I am the voice of a disenchanted youth.. I am a gebadite.... and we want peace.. all we want.. is no more killing.. no more pollution.. we are tired of you all not talking to iran.. not talking to these places where there could be a nuclear consequence...

speaking of consequence what about a law that says to the businesses that make goods that are used in illegal things like guns and pharma candy pay a tax....

why should we pay the cost for the shit they make and they can't keep safe.. did you know 90% of the guns in mexico come from the states.. when will we make those who make the guns responsible.. when will we say to chemists make your drugs only work if they are accessed the same way the body accesses them..  

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save the bloom box...

Posted by igebadia on Monday, March 08, 2010
I thought you said they were pulling out all the stops.. do they have vanity URLs... If those things are for real then it makes powerplants obsolete.  Wouldn't that solve a lot of our global warming problems.. and wipe out billions in hardware, software and jobs.. you want to talk about expensive software.. big industry is where you are at..

Please I am begging you please do some type of regular update... that is something that in an instant could and should change our world.  If it works someone will squash it or offer a billion dollars to make it disappear..

the problem has never really been so much about technology.. it is our fear of change.  fear of losing our jobs, of having to relearn.. in canada it is laughable.. they are running ads making EI look good.  Take a break you have worked hard for 7 years.  We got very good EI... but no jobs cause the bloom box made you obsolete.. one would thing the good socialist thing to do would be how about we pay you to go back to school.. learn a new profession...

They call me igebadia.. and I am telling you to yell at the bloom to get some vanities so we can follow it.. and man I want to sell that shit as soon as it is ready to sell...

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Valentines day is trying to get me to kill myself...

Posted by igebadia on Thursday, February 04, 2010 in , , , , , , , , ,

After things didn't go well with the ex on new years when I texted her to the point of her almost throwing in the towel of our friendship I have been able to keep things cool... meaning I have been able to give her the space a friend gives another friend... unfortunately it seems like every site I ever gave my email to is against me...

Hampton wants me to rent a room for a vday get together...

jibjab wants me to make fun of the girlfriend I don't have...

sunwing which lies about beachfront property and does not bother to respond to my emails.. wants me to take a vacation with...

Flouraqueen wants me to send flowers to...

Amazon, ebay... you name it..... they are all against the igebadia...

It is too bad they don't have an option where it only sends that spam me if I have my relationship status in facebook as girlfriend.. but then again all these companies who are trying to make me depressed would spam my feed for all to see.. cause that is what you do as a developer.. spam.. spam.. spam right up the ass...

Too bad they don't spam me a girlfriend who I can actually have a valentines day with...

not that I actually want a girlfriend... it is just it is hard not to wish you had one for the one day we need to remember to be nice to the one we love...

so I get to be depressed... and I am convinced it is the pharmaceutical companies trying to convince me to never go off my antidepressants again... like they have to worry after the whole anitbacterial soap thing ruined my testosterone...

They are all out to get me.. the cats told me this would happen....


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We need to talk http://www.yr.com/ about your website

Posted by igebadia on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 in , , ,

So I got this email from a guy who used a @live.com address saying you hired me or I had to apply for a job that I was qualified doing customer service on my PC, some internet tasks but I had to run the business from my home address and they would like to my bank or a paypal account.  Apparently you pay quite well.. $4000 to do a little web work.. too good to be true is usually a scam.. I hope it is a scam and your not poor attempt at trying to franchise your business model to other countries cause that is not innovative good..

But I digress cause I had to use your website more than once.. dear gosh you need a favicon.  The tabbed view in browser is far more efficient to use.  The favicon becomes the brand. More and more sites use these. 

The left click and drag thing is annoying and makes actually using the site difficult.  efficiency and work flow.  Predict the pattern your clients will take through your side.  Give them places to find you on the social web. 

If that job offer was real then cool.. not going to happen.  So many people say they value the outside the box as long as you have a degree and code.. which always baffles me a little.. honestly is the mind that can sit in front of a computer have the experiences to know how to be social.. what it means.. see marketing is dead and it is all about branding.

Companies facebook vanity is the most important realistate on the web.  Marketing in social is actually a profitable thing if you go satire.. I call it virtual actor where we can create a story.. tell the story of a company.. much like the office drama..

please dear gosh kill your website.. please.. it would mean so much to me if you would blow it up.. flash only can look pretty once and then it is annoying.. I love my favicons.. google, facebook have favicons so do you..

They call me igebadia and you have had the pleasure of getting yelled at on my blog.. not cause I don't love but cause I do.. I didn't go to any fancy schools.. dropped out ever year in college because of bouts of depression.. I need sunlight.. I am like superman.. no word of a lie.. I have the doctors notes.. plus I have given up dating because woman fuck me up.. I have my free streaming porn..

This is what you need... they are in order of importance..I need to add in the ustream.. a fuck it..

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All I have is a question..

Posted by igebadia on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
If I said to you that a companies vanity urls, the followers, the subs, the fans are more important than the companies website.  It gives you the ability to interact with people for multiple says and gives you a greater chance of getting into people's feed.  Kind of surprised amazon is the only one to really use a short url.  short urls are ads you can put in feeds with a recommendation.. 

The thing about this is people in our feeds hate logos.. they are impersonal and I would argue people don't trust logos.. it is easier to trust a person than a company.  In a way social sites allow us to put a face back on these companies.  you don't sell as much as you do the how do they do that.. reality tv.. satire.. the cool thing is people are brands. 

Think of a clothing chain.  Think of each store having its unique style based on its people.  Are you telling me they can't tweet, tube or update their fbfeed.. offer clients discounts if they do the same.. you could create a huge cobweb where you just be interesting.. to sell your store..

People are brands.. social sites allow you to connect through shared social characteristics..

but don't listen to me.. I am crazy..

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I love to talk shit in the comments..

Posted by igebadia on Saturday, January 16, 2010
Techcrunch did an article calling me crazy.. well us crazy.. http://www.techcrunch.com/2010/01/16/paranoid-tv-everywhere/trackback/

This is my response...

It is not that people are paranoid.  It is we have been lied to over and over again.  Almost every corporation plays the game of "do no evil" in public but behind the scenes as shown in Techcrunch they do some questionable things.  It is hard to believe that war in Iraq was not a little or a lot about oil.  If you look at it logically a corporation has a board that says make me money.  Their is no evil in that but to be successful often it comes at the expense of someone. 

In Alberta for example you can only each one fish a year cause of the mercury.  Fish are turning asexual.  2 head fish.  Up north their has been a definite raise in cancer rates.

Is that parinoia?  There is a giant garbage patch in the middle of the pacific ocean of plastic polluting our food chain. 

A big arms company needs war to make investors happy and it always gets a war.  Right when we are starting to relax.  They have the biggest lobbiests..

Yes the media loves to play in the gossip, I was on facebook instead of paying attention to global war, beavis and butthead society because lets face it some of the policies like not providing universal healthcare and decent education to all are essentially saying by the distribution of funds all people are not equal. 

We jump all over people for small mistakes.. we live in a fear filled reactionary world.  You can't tell me that hollywood which had two movies ready to go right after 9/11 doesn't play its part.  You can't tell me the music industry which silenced the dixie chicks does not play its part.  We all do.  Is in a conspiracy theory or just really dumb people that are in love with greed and forget humanity.

Cause the world we are leaving our children sucks.  They will be pin cushions for life cause we have ruined their natural ammune systems with our flu shots and vaccinations. 

Antibacterial soap can cause a reduction in testosterone which can lead to penis problems and depression, although I would argue that a cause b. 

Good news is we have viagra, we have cialis, we have antidepressants... our kids spend more time online than outside and when they are outside they are inlove with stupid apps like foursquare..

It doesn't matter what is the reason.. but you babyboomers messed up my world..

The good news is I have the internet.  This is our home.. the freaks, the crazies you all love to exploit for our money.. problem is you will have a blog, a facebook page, a youtube channel and I can scream at you.. one might say on here your my bitch and payback for messing up my world.. lets play.

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random madness

Posted by igebadia on Wednesday, January 13, 2010

his question?

What would you suggest to improve a sites performance? What should be taken into consideration before starting posting content?

My answer

It can't be your only form of marketing. Social sites and websites that direct traffic like digg and twitter can be huge sources of traffic. I never understand you guys. you are all in love with paying PPC where the cast per click is higher because you have to assume a percentage will be oops I clicked my mouse.

You can buy a 1000 facebook accounts from some guy in india. It is ridiculous how much we pay for the sins of others. I find for the small guy will get swallowed in this. To compete online you generally need 3 things. Someone who can photoshop, someone to video edit. This could be the same thing.

Your company based on the popularity of reality TV, the office, youtube, how do they do that. We are so desperate as people to connect with others and not hate. 9/11 killed our ability to trust others in person. World really is not a good place anymore.. oh no the madness,, the monkeys in the brain.. sorry dear boys

multiple personality disorder they call it, WHAT is wrong with all you dumbass companies... you are over thinking social. you all need to change at how you see a company. you want to market in a social world it means your people are the stars. what did the recession and 8 years of bush do to the minds of america, plus privacy violations, scams, million dollar bonuses for rich bankers who lost millions...and billions .. then were given billions which you paid for with your taxes.. to give themselves more bonuses. Not to mention the reasons for the war in Iraq are the greatest farce especially when we all continue to ignore all the human rights violation in africa. Not just america, china also..the world...we all ignore the holocaust when we allow it to happen over and over again.

see the thing about this world is when you drop the masks the most profitable moral value set to have for a corporation is to appear to have the moral set which gets you more profit. 2009 which be the year google became a corporation... appear being the keyword.. people see through it. Try brute honest truth. Satire.


dam go to your kids school.. say to the drama department.. we need them to direct the people in my company in a weekly the office type show. gives you two feeds.. a behind the scenes where your video people will video tape the students directing..

go what.. we already know our parents are not smarter than their kids..

the social world online is the same as off.. except the kid that got bullied and is unhappy will troll you.. you need to write the story of your company from the guy who goes and gets drunk in china, ends up having the crazist..

Video is the most powerful tool for business. It is the most effective way to create an emotional connections... and on youtube loyality is everything. you can direct traffic to where you want.. all you have to do is be interesting. got an idea.. muhahaha.... I am going to rule the world.. no wait that is the wrong one.. I am going to save your mind.. I got meself a genuine arc angel of rock.. acdc voice.. blow your mind..

see online you can tell stories.. why not be a narrative. be proud we are geeks.. it is the age of the geek.. youtube,twitter and facebook are the new face of entertainment. your people make your company great.

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